so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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