Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I love having hate sex.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.