You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sober January is a disaster.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!