there's paper in my vomit.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.