I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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