Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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