super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
