I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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