i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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