I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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