And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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