My first STD was from a foam party
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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