so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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