I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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