Well douche your snatch and let's go!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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