There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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