i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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