I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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