That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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