help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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