come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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