i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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