I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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