ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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