Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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