It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are two peas in an std pod
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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