HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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