it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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