brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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