That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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