I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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