On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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