I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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