Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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