So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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