He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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