Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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did you just send me my own nude
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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