There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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