My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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