I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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