I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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