Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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