i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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