So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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