Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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