What a fucking waste of an outfit
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
