As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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