Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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