Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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