she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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