absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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