I am in a vortex of obligation.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I fill condoms, not promises.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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