so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Shame is for Republicans.
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