either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Randomize