So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
