dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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