We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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