The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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