im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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