I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
