white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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