im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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