Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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