I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I forget how to act sober
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