we have pet lesbian snakes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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