You're completely useless in the revolution.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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